TACO Series: Kickstand of Cowardice Action Figure Tee | Trump Parody Shirt | Political Satire | XS-5XL
TACO Series: “Kickstand of Cowardice” Action Figure Tee | Trump Parody Shirt | Political Satire | XS–5XL
⚠️ Warning: Not suitable for actual leadership.
Meet the collectible nobody asked for — the TACO: Kickstand of Cowardice tee, starring a parody action figure of Trump as the ultimate soft-shell coward. Sealed in mock blister-pack packaging with a blank stare, rubber chicken sidekick, and accessories of avoidance, this hilarious political tee skewers fragility, fear, and false bravado all in one crispy shell. The first drop from our TACO Collection (Trump Always Chickens Out), this design blends retro toy nostalgia with biting modern commentary. It's a must-wear for political satirists, protest-goers, and anyone tired of the tantrum-era.
👕 Shirt Features • Super-soft Bella+Canvas tee: made with 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) • Unisex retail fit – flattering on all bodies, classic crewneck • Tapered shoulders and side seams for a durable, tailored look • Tear-away label = no itch • Sizes XS–5XL – because every voice matters • Sweatshop-free, WRAP Platinum certified manufacturing (Vission Impaired Read)
🎨 Design: Trump as a sealed “TACO” action figure with mock packaging that reads: TACO – Trump Always Chickens Out Kickstand of Cowardice Complete with chicken sidekick and weak sauce accessory pack
🌈 Color Options: White, Grey, Black, Burnt Orange, Maroon
🎁 Makes a perfect gift for activists, collectors of political satire, or anyone ready to laugh at the loudest coward in the room.
🗣️ Tagline: Because some action figures come with zero action.
🌮 TACO: Kickstand of Cowardice – part of the satirical snack pack for truth-tellers.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean