Shut the ENTIRE F*** Up Hoodie
Some days you’re gentle.
Some days you’re healing.
And some days you need your sweatshirt to do the talking—so you don’t have to.
Shut the ENTIRE F*** Up Hoodie is for the person who’s done explaining, done entertaining nonsense, and fully committed to protecting their peace. It’s not just a statement—it's a tiny act of self-respect you can put on and zip (well… pull) into.
Made on the Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500, this hoodie has that “ahhh” feel the moment it hits your shoulders—warm, durable, and built for repeat wear. Whether you’re heading out, winding down, or showing up to life with boundaries freshly installed, it’s the kind of hoodie you reach for because it feels right.
It’s bold. It’s clean. It’s funny.
And if someone reads it and acts accordingly? That’s a bonus.
Why you’ll love it
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Cozy warmth that lasts: medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric that feels substantial, not flimsy
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Soft + durable blend: 50% cotton / 50% polyester for everyday comfort and longevity
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Classic unisex fit: easy to style, easy to live in, sizes S–5XL
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Keeps its shape: ribbed cuffs + hem that hold up to real life
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Front pouch pocket: because your hands deserve peace too
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Clean finish: double-lined hood + color-matched drawcord for a polished look
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Scratch-free comfort: tear-away label (no irritation, no distractions)
Responsible materials (because details matter)
Made with 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton, and produced through programs supporting ethical and lower-impact practices. Dyes are OEKO-TEX® certified with a lower environmental impact.
Color note (quick heads-up)
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties (still clean—just not a stark, bright “printer paper” white).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean